Anonymous said: I have been praying to Castiel but he is not answering
I saw this really funny headcanon once that the actual angel Castiel (or what angel his name comes from—Cassiel perhaps) is probably sitting up in heaven wondering why the hell there has been a spike in prayers from teenagers and young adults over the past few years.
No I can’t help you get a date to prom. No I won’t be your date to prom. No I don’t know where the chicken nuggets are. Yes Destiel should be canon but I can’t do anything about that. Gabriel help, why are so many praying to me for random things.
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
Someone get this to Misha
I would actually flail into the sunset out of happiness if Misha somehow saw this okay.
What??? Misha has impeccable taste.
uh huh suree
this man is a blessing
Yeah, Can’t deny that
- If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
- If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
You are only a true fan if you:
- are powered by electricity
- have multiple flat blades
- spin around really fast
i got so mad then laughed so hard
OH MY GOD WHO SUBMITTED THIS TO ME THANK YOU SO MUCH
this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was